So here we are - which means you, or someone close to you, has a bottom problem.
You’re looking for advice, maybe a solution or maybe trying to make sense of what’s
been offered by the doctor or the hospital. Well welcome to 30 years of bottom problem
action. That’s about 30,000 bottom conversations and 20,000 pokes at bottoms with
a finger and / or a telescope. Tell us what’s wrong...